10 cars that will help to have time to sell
The other day, the so-called “Black Friday” took place, evoking the worst qualities in people. In order to get a 50 percent discount on the toaster, seemingly sensible and cultural people are ready to work with their elbows, pushing through “rivals” who rush to the store shelves. However, there are more civilized ways to be a winner. In our review, ten cars that will help win the race for discounts.
Not the fastest vehicle on the list. The maximum speed of the Land Walker exoskeleton is only 1.5 km / h. But with it you can scare all the competitors thanks to the twin guns mounted on both sides of the cabin. True, on the exoskeleton will be difficult to enter the door of the store.
Just drive up to the store and see how the crowd scatters around. After all, hardly anyone wants to get under the huge blades of a furiously rotating propeller.
It will be quite a tactical decision. The phenomenally low width of Lumeneo Smera will allow you to fly at full steam right through the door and cut through the crowd.
Designed to fight zombies, the Maybach Exelero concept, armed to the teeth, can easily be used as a machine for Black Friday.
The remarkable ability of the jeep to turn around its axis will help you easily find the shortest route to the end point. An open cockpit makes it easy to grab goods right out of the cab.
A hoverbike soaring in the air will give everyone the opportunity to suddenly grab goods right from the top shelves.
The recipe for success is simple – just push on your Fiat Panda 4 × 4 cars of competitors. And while they are busy calling the insurance company, you go to an empty store with a sale and choose what you need.
Like Hoverbike, Swisscopter Dragonfly will allow you to pounce on top products. And the tiny size of the device gives it excellent maneuverability during the hunt for discounts.
A remake of the Hyundai Santa Fe – another car that was made in case of a zombie apocalypse – is perfect for breaking through the crowd craving for discounts.
Flamethrowers, rocket launchers and retractable machine guns of this unusual tuk-tuk will keep the “bad guys” at a distance while selecting the right product in the store.
Of course, this review is nothing but a joke and another reminder that in any situation the main thing is to save a human face.